Hi. It’s me. I’m back. This is the Central Scruuuutinizer.

FIVE WEEKS WITHOUT A COMPUTER.

FUCK.

Well, I guess needed a stint in rehab.¬¨¬®‚Äö?тĆ My internet addiction had gotten pretty bad.

About 24 hours before I left, I thought I’d hit rock bottom.

Then I did a long haul flight with a 2 year old.

Then I landed in Canada, and all those happy smiling people took care of me.¬¨¬®‚Äö?тĆ They’re everywhere.¬¨¬®‚Äö?тĆ They’re just like they are on South Park, only nicer.¬¨¬®‚Äö?тĆ Even the Customs/Border guy just said “Welcome back” with a smile and waved us through.

With the exception of the night on a remote island that a sasquatch jacked our campervan and broke my Powerbook, it was a luminous trip.

Anyway, this is a videoblog, not the ramblings of some jetlagged fuckhead, so I guess I’ll start posting videos again.¬¨¬®‚Äö?тĆ I have quite a lot.¬¨¬®‚Äö?тĆ Five weeks’ worth.

Oh, and I have 1130 unwatched videos in my Subscriptions folder, 1143 messages from the Yahoo videoblogging group and 2118 unread messages in my Inbox.

Oooh, yeah, I can feel that internet juice squirting round my arteries again.

See you tomorrow.

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9 Responses to “Hi. It’s me. I’m back. This is the Central Scruuuutinizer.”


  1. 1 Robert Croma

    The return of the Prodigal Son. We only sent you out for some teabags. Welcome home maestro. :)

  2. 2 Lan Bui

    You are back!!!

  3. 3 Chuck Olsen

    Nice to see you’re back on the sauce.

  4. 4 Jeffrey Taylor

    Please bring insanity back. It’s gotten to sane in your absence. Also – when are you moving to Canader? Could affect Vlog Europe ‘08 scheduling. We want you there.

  5. 5 GoGen

    Nuff talk! Give vids! :)

  6. 6 Phil Campbell

    Ooo, so glad to see ya back.

  7. 7 Bill Watson

    LoL “This is the Central Scruuuutinizer.” I LOVE Frank Zappa! I wonder if anyone else caught that?

  8. 8 Jan / The Faux Press

    I feel your pain – still getting up at 2:30 am from VlogEurope.

    You were MISSED!

  9. 9 Pleated Shades

    Eh! Glad to know that we Canucks placed the welcome mat out for you:-))

    Di

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